Call me Vasco..

Vasco da Gamma that is...except the black and on foot version of the explorer/navigator.

So yesterday I decided to venture out and discover some things in beautiful Maputo. Some general observations so far...

1) Maputo is beautiful (pics below)
2) Mozambicans are beautiful (no pics below cuz trying to take pics of ppl without their noticing or consent is hard...and awkward when they do catch you trying..)
3) I will never make long term moves to cold places.
4) Mozambicans are hot!

so onward to the pics.......

Set one- Old abandoned Portuguese villa next to my hotel. Also was used as a former torture center during the Mozambican civil war in the 90's...probably explains why no one has done anything on the site. Architecture buffs prepare to " Jizzz in yo pants...." -a la SNL










































































































Aiight, now that the architecture buffs are satisfied...this is all for my peeps in the north either DC with that east coast winter..... or London town with that London summer....or anywhere cold for that matter :-P

Sea side...palm trees....villas...and murals...


















































































































































































Well thats it for now....and no those villas are not where I live.

I'm out like Google from China (educate urselves--> bbc news homies)...
-Peayce!

Ch Ch Ch CHANGES

Well.. as most of know....I am moving to MOZAMBIQUE!!
So in honor of these changes I have done a pretty terrible job at trying to update my site to a better template in honor of a better yr.

As I am still in transit I have no crazy stories to tell as of yet...but i have memories of the past few weeks and then some...

Fav Kenya Memory:

Beza aka Arch Nemesis: "D as in Dildo"

amongst many other memories...but for some reason that one sticks out...note the pun.

DC Memories over the past few weeks
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Father's advice on meeting a girl:
"Maybe you will meet a girl who needs her papers"...apparently its become this bad.
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Shreya...aka best navigator of 2009

Navigation system: TURN RIGHT
Me: Uhmm where do I go again?
Shreya: Turn LEFT
Me: I thought the navigation system said turn RIGHT
Shreya: YES but AFTER the LEFT

15 mins of getting lost later...

Shreya: uhmmmmmm

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Fav Roadtrip memory with Reg and Matt

Me: I think I am nauseous
Reg: Really??
Me: *Proceed to Barf in Reg's Car*

--Note Hookah and Wendy's do not mix---
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Fav Immigration memories..

"Please note your file is now located in San Fransisco"

WTF!!

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Least favorite memory/current situation...trying to get over my hatred of public restrooms...


I am out like legwarmers were in the 80's but might come back again 20 yrs later some a bizarre reason
-Peayce.!